Star Wars Satire

When an RPG'er gets bored, he makes stupid scenarios from Star Wars. Point proved. But ANYWAYS, yeah. The point of this ongoing series to make fun of Star Wars from a fan's POV. It's gonna be long, wild ride. That said, teh point of this is to give the RP'ers a backstory they'll read. If they're noobies, a short sweet backstory, because a long story WILL lose them. But maintain balance, players, because reading it IS IMPORTANT. SO, next: next week. Sometime. >.>